bayar bil..

hari nie aku berjaya setel bbrp perkara penting yg mana melibatkan financial bagai ..gaji semalam setelah ditolak-tambah-bahagi-darab = cukup2 mkn jer bulan neh. tapi takpe ler, asalkan aku setel mende2 penting. ewahh.. pagi2 tadi aku gi office maintenance kat Zamrud tu hah. setel bayar aku nyer bil maintenance, bil air - RM150.60. dan jugak ada bil utk insurans. aku tanye pasai pe kena bayar? akak montel tu kata, tu utk fire insurance. bayar sekali jer dik setahun, kata dia laa. tiap2 tahun jumlah tu akan reduce, tak kisah laa tu, tawun depan laa kan?.. hehehe.. aku pun setel bayar laa bil tu RM89.60. vroom gi opis ngan jalan yg agak lengang tapi driver kat jlnraya tu cam bangang2! sampai opis pun dah kul 10lebey, aku called lak koperasi yg incharge wat insurans motor aku tu hah. b4 lunch gi sana amik luu roadtax ngan covernote insurans aku tu. kena bayar RM153 utk jumlah insured yg aku amik 4K. pas lunch tadi, gi pejabat pos kat JKR sana hah. mujo org tak ramai, aku beratur laa ala2 kadar kan.. then sampai turn aku, ulur geran motor.. sambil aku mintak borang rebate. utk renew roadtax, bayar RM4 + RM1 = jadiler RM5 (singgit utk eleminate ok). aku ulur lak lesen L (bila tah nk jadik P) utk direnew gak utk tempoh 3 bulan oke. bayar RM31 (eleminate singgit) . sambil ulur duit, aku ulur lak borang rebate dan aku dpt cash RM150. yihaa... ! last urusniaga aku kat situ, utk bayar cukai pintu RM234 (ni utk setengah tahun). setel sume tu, aku vroom balik opis. tak sampai setengah jam pun setel sume keje aku. baru laa aku rasa tanggungjawab aku kat diri aku skrg.. bila aku kena setel sume2 tu by my own! phewww!! cam nie rasa jadik 'ORANG DEWASA' kan? mujur dpt setel sume lam satu ari..hehehe! sabtu nei plan nk gi servis motor lak, cam berat dah aku rasa motor aku tuh.hehe! baru plan nk rembat ARC baru, tapi..... kena batalkan ler nampaknyeee :D. so, perbelanjaan aku utk ari nie ialah sebanyak => RM150.60 + RM89.60 + RM153 + RM5 + RM31 + RM234 = RM663.20 - RM150 = RM513.20 (jumlah yg aku blanjer bayar segala bagai ari nie .. mak aihh!!!


disebabkan hari nie aku cam lega dpt setel sume2 tu, meh aku paste lawak2 yg aku rasa cam best je utk dibaca..

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A quick laugh for 5 mins

Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.
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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
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Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Teacher : Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher. "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."

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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"